The Beerbulance Is Here!


Ever run out of beer and just can’t make it to the store? Ever been somewhere where beer is desperately needed? Call the Beerbulance! If only this could be in every city in America. In fact, it might be a good thing to have around before you call the Hangover Bus, right?

LEGO Prosthetic Arm


We have the LEGOs. We have the technology. We can rebuild him.

Grandmas Watch Kim’s Sex Tape


This was just too good not to post. One of the best things about living in the future is being able to watch three sweet grandmas watch Kim Kardashian’s sex tape that she did with Ray J. It sounds like it would be dumb, but it’s actually pretty funny and sweet. The one in the […]



Just give this man a seat on the subway… seriously, just give him the seat.

Infuse Beer With Randall Jr.


Leave it to the fine folks at Dogsfish Head Beer to create a handy beer infuser that you can fill with your own unique flavors. Randall The Enamel Animal is, according to founder Sam Clagione: “[T]he original gangster organoleptic hop transducing module. Basically, it’s a sophisticated filter system that allows the user to run draft […]

Water-Proof Your iPhone?


Don’t you just love living in the future? Not only can you, like, have a video chat on you phone, you can make movies, or take pretty pictures, or even update your friends with all the mundane crap you do every day that won’t mean a boring, long-ass phone call. Really though, what’s great about […]

Mario Kart On Exercise Bike


I’d last about a minute on this thing – mostly because I love to play Mario Kart drunk (Oh, believe it. I have my Nintendo 64 at home), but I also need to work on, you know, being in shape. But this guy rigged an exercise bike to play Super Mario Kart. When he pedals, […]

Babes Going Down… hill


Does what it says on the tin. Have a good weekend, folks.

Classic Cocktail: Americano


This one’s been around for awhile. According to Wikipedia: The cocktail was first served in creator Gaspare Campari’s bar, Caffè Campari, in the 1860s. It was originally known as the “Milano-Torino” because of its ingredients: Campari, the bitter liqueur, is from Milan and Cinzano, the vermouth, is from Turin (Torino). In the early 1900s, the […]

This Ad Makes Me Want A Crap Car


Just look at this ad. Just look at it. This dude in Seattle put up this ad to sell off his 1995 Pontiac Grand Am. And I can completely understand why he’d want to get rid of it – I used to have a ’96 Grand Am and… Holy Crap Can, Batman, that thing was […]

Zen Box

With great power comes great porn.